Saturday, September 1, 2007

BALA KRISHNA - THE REAL HERO

Our hero Balakrishna and his brother were captured by the baddies and they tied Balakrishna onto a chair... Those idiots didnt know that Balakrishna cannot be stopped by a simple chair...

Those idiots didnt know that Balakrishna cannot be stopped by a simple chair...

Here is our hero's brother... The baddies tied him up too and fixed a time-bomb across his stomach... The bomb looks more like a pack of sausage rolls.. hihii..

The baddies tied him up too and fixed a time-bomb across his stomach...

Balakrishna sees some bullet shells lying on the floor... This means that the baddies had a gun... But they decided to use a time-bomb to give the 'finishing touch'... This is what i call 'Innovative Thinking'...

This is what i call 'Innovative Thinking'

The shells triggered Balakrishna's brain (if any) and suddenly he has an idea...He throws himself onto the floor and starts moving towards the bullet shells...

The shells triggered Balakrishna's brain

Now, lets hv a look at the time-bomb... The timer (presumably a pager covered in plastic) is ticking... See the weird buttons on the bomb??... The red button is the On-Off button!!... Now, this is the world's first time-bomb with such a convenient on-off button... This is what i call a 'User-friendly Time-bomb'... Very easy to handle... Can b used even by infants...

Coming back to our hero, he is struggling to reach the shells... Look at his expression... Seems like he is desperate to use the toilet!!...

Look at his expression

Finally, he manages to reach the shells... He picks up a shell with his mouth as if it is Kappalandi... The viewers have no idea what the hell he is up to... Read on...

He picks up a shell with his mouth as if it is Kappalandi

He concentrates with the shell between his teeth... Look at the sweat on his face... Gives an impression of how hard he is concentrating... With all his strength, he spits the bullet shell towards the bomb...

He concentrates with the shell between his teeth

Loo and behold!!.. The shell flies like a bullet through the air... Credit goes to Balakrishna here... He has the ability to make a shell work like a bullet... He can be a good asset to the Indian army... The shell reaches the time-bomb and hits exactly the red button!!... The time-bomb gets switched off!!... Balakrishna saves himself and his brother!!...

Balakrishna saves himself and his brother

Thats it friends... Balakrishna has prooved that he is better than our Olympics Shooting medal winner, R.S.Rathore.... He has even shocked Rajnikanth and Chiranjeevi who were thought to be pioneers in such things... The latest buzz is that R.S.Rathore, Rajnikanth and Chiranjeevi have started training under Balakrishna... Hats off to Balakrishna!!

Balakrishna has prooved that he is better than our Olympics Shooting medal winner

Diffusing a Bomb at the last sec with a simple spit... What a great man!!!!!!!!!!???!?!?!?!????!? He's none other than Tollywood's greatest star, Balakrishna....

Diffusing a Bomb at the last sec with a simple spit


Keep Rockin...


BALA KRISHNA is the real hero of this film industry

SEASONS

Nuvvu T-shirt and short vesukoni velte....adi Yenda kaalam
Nuvvu godugu teesi kelte....adi vaana kaalam
Nuvvu sweater vesukoni velte...adi chali kaalam

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Nuvvu chiranjeevi cinema chuste .....neeku poye kaalam.................................................................................................................

KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI






With Chiranjeevi














The Story So Far...


Chiranjeevi has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for "50-50" and "Phone a Friend". Chiranjeevi is playing the 13 th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let's see what happens next... J




Amitabh Bachchan: Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par...


Chiranjeevi gets Tense...




Amitabh Bachchan: Who is the father of Ram charan teja? Your options are...

a.chiranjeevi c.darmayya
b.abjud khan d.gilmer singh




Amitabh Bachchan: To Chiranjeevi Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka? [He's quite sure that Chiranjeevi will opt for option A]


But Chiranjeevi is surprisingly still confused...


Amitabh Bachchan: Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai... 50-50 and phone a friend. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai.
Chiranjeevi: I think it is A, but I'm not sure.
Amitabh Bachchan: Not sure, Hmmm... Aap kya karna chahenge?
Chiranjeevi:I would like to use 50-50...
Amitabh Bachchan: Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye...




Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options:

a. b.darmayya
b.abjud khan d.


Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!. Chiranjeevi gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline...


Chiranjeevi:I would like to use my last life line too - Phone A Friend...
Amitabh Bachchan: Aap kisse baat karna chahenge!?
Chiranjeevi: Main aapki Misej [Mrs.] Surekha(his wife) Ji ko phone karna chahoonga...


Amitabh Bachchan Faints !!! But the Call gets connected to Surekha [Thanks to AirTel J ]...


Chiranjeevi:"Surekha, Who is the father of Ram Charan Teja!?"


receiving reply from Surekha Chiranjeevi faints..



GUESS WHY????????? ??


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Surekha ask's him " What are the options ?"


A FLOP HERO

2007
1
Shankardada Zindabad (f)

2006
1
Stalin (f)

2005

Jai Chiranjeeva (f) 2
Andarivadu (f)

2004
2
Shankar Dada MBBS (average)
Anji (f)

2003
1
Tagore (h)

2002
1
Indra (h)

2001

Daddy (f) 3
Manjunatha (f) Mrigaraju (f)

2000

Annayya (above average) 1

1999

Iddaru Mitrulu (f),
Sneham kosam (f) 2

1998

Choodalani Vundi (h) 2
Bavagaru Bagunnara (f)

1997

Master (h) 2
Hitler (h)

1995

Rikshavodu (f) 3
Big Boss (f)
Alluda Majaka (average)



1994

S.P.Parshuram (f) 2
Mugguru Monagallu (f)


1993

Mechanic Alludu (f) 2
Muta Mesthri (h)

1992

Aapathbandhavudu (f) 3
Aaj Ka Goonda Raj (f)
gharana Mogudu (h)

1991

Rowdy Alludu (average) 3
Gang Leader (h)
Stuartpuram Police Station (f)

1990

Raja Vikramarka (f)
Prathibandh (f) 5
Kodama Simham (average)
Jagadeka Veerudu Athiloka Sundari (h)
Kondaveeti Donga (h)

1989

Lankeshwarudu (f) 4
Rudranetra (f)
State Rowdy (f)
Athaku Yamudu Ammayiki Mogudu (f)

1988
Yudda Bhoomi (f)
trinetrudu(h) 7
Marana Mrudangam (average)
Khaidi No.786(h)
Yamudiki Mogudu(average)
Rudraveena(h)
Manchi Donga (f)

1987

Jebu Donga(f)
Swayamkrushi(h)
Pasivadi Pranam(h)
Chakravarthy (f)
Aradhana (average)
Donga Mogudu(average) 14
chanakya Shapadham (f)
Dairyavanthudu (f)
Rakshasudu (f)
Chantabbai (f)
Veta (h)
Magadheerudu (f)
Kondaveeti Raja (h)
Kirathakudu (f)



1985

Vijetha (h)
Adavi Donga (f)
Raktha Sindhuram (f) 8
Puli(f)
Jwala (f)
Chiranjeevi (f)
Donga (f)
Chattam Tho Poratam (f)

1984

Rustum (a)
Agnigundam (f)
Naagu (f) 10
Intiguttu (a)
Challenge (sh)
Mahanagaramlo Mayagadu (f)
Devanthakudu (f)
Hero (a)
Goonda (f)
Allulu Vasthunnaru (f)

1983

Sangarshana (a)
Manthri gari Viyyankudu(a)
Khaidi (sh)
Simhapoori Simham (f)
Maa Inti Premayanam (f)
Roshagadu (f) 14 Maga Maharaju (h)
Gudachari No.1 (f)
Puli Bebbuli (f)
Shivudu Shivudu Shivudu (f)
Aalyashikaram (f)
Abhilasha (h)
Palletoori Monagadu(f)
Prema Pichollu (f)

1982

Bandhalu Anubandhalu (f)
Manchupallaki (h)
Mondi Ghatam (a)
Yamakinkarudu (h)
Billa Ranga (f) 13
Patnam Vachina Prativrathalu (f)
Tingu Rangadu (f)
Radha My Darling (f)
Sitadevi (f)
Idi Pellantara(f)
Subhalekha (h)
Bandipotu simham (f)
Intlo Ramayya Veedilo Krishnayya (h)



1981

Kirayi Rowdylu (f)
Chattaniki Kallu Levu (f)
Priya (f)
Srirasthu Subhamasthu (f) 13
47 Rojulu (f)
Rani Kasula Rangamma (f)
Ooriki Ichina Maata (f)
Nayam Kavali (f)
Prema Natakam(f)
eduru Leni Manishi (f)
Todu Dongalu (f)
Paravathi Parameshwarulu (f)
Adavaalu Meeku Joharulu (f)

1980

Rakta Sambandham (f)
Mogudu Kavali(f)
Prema Tarangalu (f)
Love in Singapore (f)
Thathayya Premaleelalu (f)
Kaali (f) 14 Nakili Manishi (f)
Punnami Naagu(h)
Mosagadu (f)
Jathara (f)
Aarani Mantalu(f)
Chandipriya (f)
Kottapeta Rowdy (f)
Agni Samskaram (f)

1979

Kothala Raayudu (f)
Sri Rambantu (f) 9
Idi Katha Kaadu (f)
Poonadi Rallu (f)
I Love You (f)
Kotta Alludu (f)
Kukka Katuku Cheppu Debba (f)
Tayaramma Bangarayya (f)
Golimar (f)

1978

Manavoori Pandavulu (h) 2
Pranam Khareedu (h)



Hits: 30

Averages: 14

Flops:100

5 movie names missed (those are also flops )