tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28266191262489031032024-02-20T09:17:07.719-08:00I HATE CHIRANJEEVIPanduhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04264267569563330847noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2826619126248903103.post-10037882725991680042007-09-01T23:38:00.000-07:002007-09-01T23:41:50.510-07:00BALA KRISHNA - THE REAL HEROOur hero Balakrishna and his brother were captured by the baddies and they tied Balakrishna onto a chair... Those idiots didnt know that Balakrishna cannot be stopped by a simple chair...<br /><br /><center><img src="http://www.bpostyle.com/images/movie-stunts/bala001.jpg" alt="Those idiots didnt know that Balakrishna cannot be stopped by a simple chair..." border="0" height="180" width="400" /> </center><br />Here is our hero's brother... The baddies tied him up too and fixed a time-bomb across his stomach... The bomb looks more like a pack of sausage rolls.. hihii..<br /><br /><center><img src="http://www.bpostyle.com/images/movie-stunts/bala002.jpg" alt="The baddies tied him up too and fixed a time-bomb across his stomach..." border="0" height="180" width="400" /> </center><br />Balakrishna sees some bullet shells lying on the floor... This means that the baddies had a gun... But they decided to use a time-bomb to give the 'finishing touch'... This is what i call 'Innovative Thinking'...<br /><br /><center><img src="http://www.bpostyle.com/images/movie-stunts/bala003.jpg" alt="This is what i call 'Innovative Thinking'" border="0" height="180" width="400" /></center><br />The shells triggered Balakrishna's brain (if any) and suddenly he has an idea...He throws himself onto the floor and starts moving towards the bullet shells...<br /><br /><center><img src="http://www.bpostyle.com/images/movie-stunts/bala004.jpg" alt="The shells triggered Balakrishna's brain" border="0" height="180" width="400" /></center><br />Now, lets hv a look at the time-bomb... The timer (presumably a pager covered in plastic) is ticking... See the weird buttons on the bomb??... The red button is the On-Off button!!... Now, this is the world's first time-bomb with such a convenient on-off button... This is what i call a 'User-friendly Time-bomb'... Very easy to handle... Can b used even by infants...<br /><br />Coming back to our hero, he is struggling to reach the shells... Look at his expression... Seems like he is desperate to use the toilet!!...<br /><br /><center><img src="http://www.bpostyle.com/images/movie-stunts/bala005.jpg" alt="Look at his expression" border="0" height="180" width="400" /></center><br />Finally, he manages to reach the shells... He picks up a shell with his mouth as if it is Kappalandi... The viewers have no idea what the hell he is up to... Read on...<br /><br /><center><img src="http://www.bpostyle.com/images/movie-stunts/bala006.jpg" alt="He picks up a shell with his mouth as if it is Kappalandi" border="0" height="180" width="400" /></center><br />He concentrates with the shell between his teeth... Look at the sweat on his face... Gives an impression of how hard he is concentrating... With all his strength, he spits the bullet shell towards the bomb...<br /><br /><center><img src="http://www.bpostyle.com/images/movie-stunts/bala007.jpg" alt="He concentrates with the shell between his teeth" border="0" height="180" width="400" /> </center><br />Loo and behold!!.. The shell flies like a bullet through the air... Credit goes to Balakrishna here... He has the ability to make a shell work like a bullet... He can be a good asset to the Indian army... The shell reaches the time-bomb and hits exactly the red button!!... The time-bomb gets switched off!!... Balakrishna saves himself and his brother!!...<br /><br /><center><img src="http://www.bpostyle.com/images/movie-stunts/bala008.jpg" alt="Balakrishna saves himself and his brother" border="0" height="180" width="400" /></center><br />Thats it friends... Balakrishna has prooved that he is better than our Olympics Shooting medal winner, R.S.Rathore.... He has even shocked Rajnikanth and Chiranjeevi who were thought to be pioneers in such things... The latest buzz is that R.S.Rathore, Rajnikanth and Chiranjeevi have started training under Balakrishna... Hats off to Balakrishna!!<br /><br /><center><img src="http://www.bpostyle.com/images/movie-stunts/bala009.jpg" alt="Balakrishna has prooved that he is better than our Olympics Shooting medal winner" border="0" height="180" width="400" /> </center><br />Diffusing a Bomb at the last sec with a simple spit... What a great man!!!!!!!!!!???!?!?!?!????!? He's none other than Tollywood's greatest star, Balakrishna....<br /><br /> <center><img src="http://www.bpostyle.com/images/movie-stunts/bala010.gif" alt="Diffusing a Bomb at the last sec with a simple spit" border="0" height="155" width="302" /></center><br /><br /> Keep Rockin...<br /><br /><br />BALA KRISHNA is the real hero of this film industryPanduhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04264267569563330847noreply@blogger.com48tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2826619126248903103.post-80431120023525203412007-09-01T23:31:00.000-07:002007-09-01T23:44:21.153-07:00SEASONSNuvvu T-shirt and short vesukoni velte....adi Yenda kaalam<br />Nuvvu godugu teesi kelte....adi vaana kaalam<br />Nuvvu sweater vesukoni velte...adi chali kaalam<br /><br />.<br />..<br />...<br />....<br />.....<br />......<br />.......<br />........<br />.........<br />..........<br />...........<br />............<br />.............<br />...............<br />................<br />.................<br />..................<br />....................<br />.....................<br />......................<br />..........................<br />..............................<br />...................................<br />......................................<br />.........................................<br />..............................................<br />...................................................<br />.........................................................<br />...............................................................<br />....................................................................<br />.........................................................................<br />.........................................................................<br />.....................................................................<br />................................................................<br />..............................................................<br />..........................................................<br />.....................................................<br />....................................................<br />...............................................<br />.........................................<br />....................................<br />................................<br />.............................<br />..........................<br />........................<br />...................<br />..............<br />..........<br />.......<br />....<br />...<br />..<br />.<br /><br />Nuvvu chiranjeevi cinema chuste .....neeku poye kaalam.................................................................................................................Panduhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04264267569563330847noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2826619126248903103.post-58049202421183085742007-09-01T23:30:00.000-07:002007-09-01T23:47:42.994-07:00KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI<img src="http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/2395/12ry4.jpg" alt="" border="0" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><b><span style="font-size:7;">With Chiranjeevi<br /></span></b><br /><br /><div align="center"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div align="left"><span style="font-size:180%;"><b>The Story So Far...</b></span><br /><br /><br /> <span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:Arial;">Chiranjeevi has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for "50-50" and "Phone a Friend". Chiranjeevi is playing the 13 th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let's see what happens next... </span></span><span style="font-family:Wingdings;"><span style="font-size:6;">J</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><b><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:blue;">Amitabh Bachchan: </span></span></span></b><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><b>Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par... </b></span></span><br /><br /><br /> <b><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color: rgb(63, 128, 128);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chiranjeevi </span>gets Tense...</span></span></span></b><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><b><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:blue;">Amitabh Bachchan: </span></span></span></b><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><b>Who is the father of Ram charan teja? Your options are... </b></span></span></div><br /> a.chiranjeevi c.darmayya<br /> b.abjud khan d.gilmer singh<br /><div align="center"><b><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span></span></b></div><br /><br /><br /><div align="left"><b><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Amitabh Bachchan: </span><span style="font-family:Arial;">To Chiranjeevi Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka? [He's quite sure that Chiranjeevi will opt for option A] </span></span></b><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color: rgb(63, 128, 128);"><b><span style="font-size:180%;">But Chiranjeevi is surprisingly still confused... </span></b></span></span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:blue;"><b><span style="font-size:180%;">Amitabh Bachchan: </span></b></span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><b>Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai... 50-50 and phone a friend. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai. </b></span></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:red;"><b><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chiranjeevi</span>:</span></b></span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><b> I think it is A, but I'm not sure.</b></span></span><br /><b><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:blue;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Amitabh Bachchan: </span></span></span></b><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><b>Not sure, Hmmm... Aap kya karna chahenge?</b></span></span><br /><b><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:red;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chiranjeevi</span>:</span></span></span></b><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><b>I would like to use 50-50...</b></span></span><br /><b><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:blue;">Amitabh Bachchan: </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><b>Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye... </b></span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><b><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color: rgb(63, 128, 128);"><span style="font-size:180%;">Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options: </span></span></span></b></div><br /> a. b.darmayya<br /> b.abjud khan d.<br /><br /><br /><b><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(63, 128, 128);">Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!. Chiranjeevi gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline... </span></span></b><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:red;"><b><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chiranjeevi</span>:</span></b></span></span><b><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:Arial;">I would like to use my last life line too - Phone A Friend... </span></span></b><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:blue;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><b>Amitabh Bachchan:</b> </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><b>Aap kisse baat karna chahenge!?</b></span></span><br /><b><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:red;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chiranjeevi</span></span>: </span></span></span></b><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><b>Main aapki Misej [Mrs.] Surekha(his wife) Ji ko phone karna chahoonga... </b></span></span><br /><br /><br /><b><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color: rgb(63, 128, 128);"><span style="font-size:180%;">Amitabh Bachchan Faints !!! But the Call gets connected to Surekha [Thanks to AirTel </span></span></span></b><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:Wingdings;"><span style="color: rgb(63, 128, 128);"> <b>J</b> </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color: rgb(63, 128, 128);"><b>]...</b> </span></span></span><br /><br /><br /><b><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="color:red;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chiranjeevi</span>:</span></span></span></b><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><b>"Surekha, Who is the father of Ram Charan Teja!?" </b></span></span><br /><br /><br /><b><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:Arial;">receiving reply from Surekha </span></span></b><span style="font-size:180%;">Chiranjeevi<span style="font-family:Arial;"><b> faints..</b></span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><b><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:Arial;">GUESS WHY????????? 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/></b></span></span>Panduhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04264267569563330847noreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2826619126248903103.post-73825399675001080772007-09-01T23:23:00.000-07:002007-09-01T23:48:47.217-07:00A FLOP HERO2007<br /> 1<br />Shankardada Zindabad (f)<br /><br />2006<br /> 1<br />Stalin (f)<br /><br />2005<br /><br />Jai Chiranjeeva (f) 2<br />Andarivadu (f)<br /><br />2004<br /> 2<br />Shankar Dada MBBS (average)<br />Anji (f)<br /><br />2003<br /> 1<br />Tagore (h)<br /><br />2002<br /> 1<br />Indra (h)<br /><br />2001<br /><br />Daddy (f) 3<br />Manjunatha (f) Mrigaraju (f)<br /><br />2000<br /><br />Annayya (above average) 1 <br /> <br />1999 <br /><br />Iddaru Mitrulu (f),<br />Sneham kosam (f) 2<br /><br />1998<br /><br />Choodalani Vundi (h) 2<br />Bavagaru Bagunnara (f)<br /> <br />1997<br /> <br />Master (h) 2<br />Hitler (h)<br /><br />1995<br /><br />Rikshavodu (f) 3<br />Big Boss (f)<br />Alluda Majaka (average)<br /><br /><br /><br />1994<br 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/>Nayam Kavali (f)<br />Prema Natakam(f)<br />eduru Leni Manishi (f)<br />Todu Dongalu (f)<br />Paravathi Parameshwarulu (f)<br />Adavaalu Meeku Joharulu (f)<br /><br />1980<br /><br />Rakta Sambandham (f)<br />Mogudu Kavali(f)<br />Prema Tarangalu (f)<br />Love in <a rel="nofollow" id="KonaLink1" class="kLink" style="text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank" href="http://www.telugucinema.net/board//viewtopic.php?topic=458&forum=1#"><span style="font-weight: 400;font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12;color:blue;" > <span class="kLink" style="border-bottom: 1px solid blue; font-weight: 400; padding-bottom: 1px;font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12;color:#0000e0;" > Singapore</span></span></a> (f)<br />Thathayya Premaleelalu (f)<br />Kaali (f) 14 Nakili Manishi (f)<br />Punnami Naagu(h)<br />Mosagadu (f)<br />Jathara (f)<br />Aarani Mantalu(f)<br />Chandipriya (f)<br />Kottapeta Rowdy (f)<br />Agni Samskaram (f)<br /><br />1979<br /><br 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(f)<br />Tayaramma Bangarayya (f)<br />Golimar (f)<br /><br />1978<br /><br />Manavoori Pandavulu (h) 2<br />Pranam Khareedu (h)<br /><br /><br /><br />Hits: 30<br /><br />Averages: 14<br /><br />Flops:100<br /><br />5 movie names missed (those are also flops )Panduhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04264267569563330847noreply@blogger.com