Saturday, September 1, 2007

BALA KRISHNA - THE REAL HERO

Our hero Balakrishna and his brother were captured by the baddies and they tied Balakrishna onto a chair... Those idiots didnt know that Balakrishna cannot be stopped by a simple chair...

Those idiots didnt know that Balakrishna cannot be stopped by a simple chair...

Here is our hero's brother... The baddies tied him up too and fixed a time-bomb across his stomach... The bomb looks more like a pack of sausage rolls.. hihii..

The baddies tied him up too and fixed a time-bomb across his stomach...

Balakrishna sees some bullet shells lying on the floor... This means that the baddies had a gun... But they decided to use a time-bomb to give the 'finishing touch'... This is what i call 'Innovative Thinking'...

This is what i call 'Innovative Thinking'

The shells triggered Balakrishna's brain (if any) and suddenly he has an idea...He throws himself onto the floor and starts moving towards the bullet shells...

The shells triggered Balakrishna's brain

Now, lets hv a look at the time-bomb... The timer (presumably a pager covered in plastic) is ticking... See the weird buttons on the bomb??... The red button is the On-Off button!!... Now, this is the world's first time-bomb with such a convenient on-off button... This is what i call a 'User-friendly Time-bomb'... Very easy to handle... Can b used even by infants...

Coming back to our hero, he is struggling to reach the shells... Look at his expression... Seems like he is desperate to use the toilet!!...

Look at his expression

Finally, he manages to reach the shells... He picks up a shell with his mouth as if it is Kappalandi... The viewers have no idea what the hell he is up to... Read on...

He picks up a shell with his mouth as if it is Kappalandi

He concentrates with the shell between his teeth... Look at the sweat on his face... Gives an impression of how hard he is concentrating... With all his strength, he spits the bullet shell towards the bomb...

He concentrates with the shell between his teeth

Loo and behold!!.. The shell flies like a bullet through the air... Credit goes to Balakrishna here... He has the ability to make a shell work like a bullet... He can be a good asset to the Indian army... The shell reaches the time-bomb and hits exactly the red button!!... The time-bomb gets switched off!!... Balakrishna saves himself and his brother!!...

Balakrishna saves himself and his brother

Thats it friends... Balakrishna has prooved that he is better than our Olympics Shooting medal winner, R.S.Rathore.... He has even shocked Rajnikanth and Chiranjeevi who were thought to be pioneers in such things... The latest buzz is that R.S.Rathore, Rajnikanth and Chiranjeevi have started training under Balakrishna... Hats off to Balakrishna!!

Balakrishna has prooved that he is better than our Olympics Shooting medal winner

Diffusing a Bomb at the last sec with a simple spit... What a great man!!!!!!!!!!???!?!?!?!????!? He's none other than Tollywood's greatest star, Balakrishna....

Diffusing a Bomb at the last sec with a simple spit


Keep Rockin...


BALA KRISHNA is the real hero of this film industry

48 comments:

Anonymous said...

FUCK YOU, AND UR HERO, BIG ASS HOLE,

Anonymous said...

if you hate any 1 keep it in your mind and dont show it like this to public. Public know who is no 1 in telugu industry.

spent more time in preparing data for this blog? :D
you have wasted ur precious time...

Anonymous said...

THE HINDU, EENADU, VAARTHA
reports


Recently many hundreds and thousands of people are requesting for eye donation forms for donating their eyes in Chiranjeevi Eye Bank. Guess why so many people are donating their eyes to eye bank ?

Answer is Baalayya's new film is releasing soon in city and it contains a special fight scene. Fight scene is creating panic in the people.

His new film contains a special acton scene in that scene Baalayya will fight nude. :D

TV channels have already warned people from seeing the movie, TV9 was first channel to report about this matter.

It is also graded as the most scariest movie in the history of cinema world by Hollywood Sources. Hero (Baalayya) scared almost 7 crore people in the AP state alone. This was the first movie in the cinema history to scare so many people.

A case was file against this film from releasing by ex-chief minister N.Chandra babu naidu himself( to get sympathy votes in the next elections from people. So clever know). :D

When foreign channel took interview of the hero of the movie(Baalayya) and asked how he managed to do that movie, he said when my fan following got down to zero i thought this might help my image to boost upwards.

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Parker said...

Wonderful caluculation Bro, Chiranjeevi got 30 hits out of 150 films waste fellow chiranjeevi 20% only hits, But U know balayya acted in 90 films with 5 hits with an average of 4.77%, Balayya Great

Parker said...

ore picha naa dash 25 years nundi No.1 hero (Chiru) evaro andariki telusu, twist emitante meeku inka baaga telusu kaani oppukunte bratakalerura meeru, any way present No.1 position Empty soonly Ram charan will take that ok , enni maatladina kula gajji thaggichukondira, tindaniki kuda panikiraaru meeru, andaroto kalisi bratakandi manushullo ok

Parker said...

Thoda kodite Train raavadam emitira mental, logic vaddu kanisam sense tho aalochinchandi, samardinchukunte --- adi okkatega meeku telusu ok carryonnnn lekapote bratakaleru kada, pondira bratikipondi

Unknown said...

I hate chiru family

Unknown said...

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Unknown said...

enthira balakrishna goppa
vadu vadi action enthira nottho bullet visiri bomb ni apestada anthenduku nuvvu nenu oka poti pettukundam vadu karaktga chetto vadi dash kottukomanu appudu oppukuntha vadu nottho bullet visiri bomb apesaduani. vado picchi na koduku vadi picchi cinimalu

Unknown said...

fuck offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff balakrishns with jr.ntr

Unknown said...

fuck offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff balakrishns with jr.ntr

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sarat said...

149 cinemalalo anni kevalam 14 cinemalu hit anni chepukuntunaru kada ade nijam aithe asalu ee blog create chesi bokka
just 14 films hit aina hero ki unde craze anto meku telinattu undi
only 14 hit aite vadu jagapatibabu range lo untadu kani mega star avadu
mee sollugadu idly tinadaniki notito bullets uyadaniki kondalu ekadaniki tappa deniki panikiradu saale gaadu

Unknown said...

For the first time in the politics of andhra pradesh, a bafoon politician came in the form of chirajeevi. The biggest political bafoon is the chiranjeevi

GaJuLa'S said...
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Unknown said...

evadu be chiranjivi ni tittedhi.jagrattha

hemanth said...

orey chiranjeevi kii buddileduuu mundu vaadi family nii sakkagaa pettukomanu...peddadi pillapaapalekundaa evaditonooo denginchukuntundi..chiinademooo pellavakundanee denginchukundi....

veda vyas said...

Ne peru pandu ani kadu gandu ani pettali , Neku kula Gajji baga akkuvemo , Ante neku Aids kanna pedda Jabbu undi

premium99 said...

fuck your balayya,he a fucker,deguta be careful.chiru gr8

hemanth said...

bekar gaaduu chiru....gudda pagilipodiii balaaynii ,jr ntr ni,chandrababu ni emannaaa....

Unknown said...

anaganaga balakrishna oka erri puku.....vadi venakala balakrishna fans erripukulu

Unknown said...

Balakrishna was the worste actor in tollywood film industry he did not now how to act on movies balaya gadu thoda kodatha movie flap a danianaki thirigi kuda chadakala plz balakrishna its my requste plz nuvu cinema la lo act chayamaka ra baffon we hate balaya.

Unknown said...

We hate balakrishna......We hate balakrishna......We hate balakrishna......We hate balakrishna......We hate balakrishna......We hate balakrishna......

Unknown said...

Chiru was the "ever green star for ever"

Unknown said...

I hate balakrishna family.

Sai Ram said...
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Unknown said...

what balakrishna, what chiranjeevi....enna chatta

Unknown said...

Yes u r right balakrishna is real Top less hero in Telugu industry

Data life said...

orey cinemalo boldanni jarugutay pothai avi lokagnanam ki panikiravu kani real life lo jagrathaga undakapothe worst ga untadi daaniki chiru family ee adarsam pedda koothuru lechipoyi dengichukuni tirigi vachindi inka chinna koothuremo asalu chiranjeevi manishi kadu maa premikulani vidathiyyalanukuntunnadu andi inkem kavali ra oka manishi paruvu povadaniki real ga jarigevi chuste evaru digajaararo evari pempakam ela undo ardhamavutundi chiiiiiiiiii ranjeevi also remeber his worst character by crushing suman allegdly complaining that he has acted in blue films thu vadi bathuku baffoon samajika nyayam ani party petti ticketlammukoni edo pedda ntr ki samananga polchukonnadu.asalu deviditho evaraina polchukuntara vadi vadi worst face anduke 20 seats kuda raledu adi vamsam ante magathanam ante cinema lo act cheste saripodamma reality reality undaali thuuuu ippudu congress sonia puku chikuthado baboi vadu vadi worst jeevitham kapu madda

Unknown said...

fuck nadamuri familiy............

Manohar Av said...

nijameeeeeeeeeee.......

Manohar Av said...

Wonderful caluculation Bro, Chiranjeevi got 30 hits out of 150 films waste fellow chiranjeevi 20% only hits, But U know balayya acted in 90 films with 5 hits with an average of 4.77%, Balayya Great

Manohar Av said...

Wonderful caluculation Bro, Chiranjeevi got 30 hits out of 150 films waste fellow chiranjeevi 20% only hits, But U know balayya acted in 90 films with 5 hits with an average of 4.77%, Balayya waste

Krishna Vinod said...

orey pandu....
Chiru industry ki dance ela veyalo nerpadu... sontha kalla pai paiki vachadu... adera me kullu... epudu tata adi chesadu idi chesadu ani cheppukovatame tappa me vadu okka taina future generation ki ichada... waste fellow... vadiki asalu emochu ra... dance radu.. action radu... matadatam radu... behaviour ledu... prati scene ki vanda takes... khadgam cinema chudu... 25 yrs nunchi industry lo undi peekindemito.. vere pani chusukondi ra kula pichi vedavallara... CHIRU ALWAZ ROCKS.... he got padmabhushan ra... tata peru cheppi kadu samajaniki manchi panulu chesi... Jai chiranjeeva

ravi said...

pukulara chiranjeevi gurinchi matlade arhata ledura meku.balayya cheppe segalaki samudralukuda yendipotannay.me vadini cinimalu tiyyadhani cheppu papam dabbulu lekapote charminar daggara adukkomanu.rhata ledura meku.balayya cheppe segalaki samudralukuda yendipotannay.me vadini cinimalu tiyyadhani cheppu papam dabbulu lekapote charminar daggara adukkomanu.

chinna said...

chiru puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk

chinna said...

chiru puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk

chinna said...

chiru puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk

chinna said...

chiru puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk

hp cnu said...

balayya nuvvu kekayya.

hp cnu said...

ballayya nuvvu kekayya.

hp cnu said...

balayya nuvvu kekayya

no said...

good collection bro,maa chiru fans kuda e collection chayalaru thank u thankuuuuuuuuuuuu...............

krishna chowdary said...

rey jaako's,,, balakrishna gurinchi matlade arhata meeku ledu ra lanja kodakallara,,,,,, chiranjeevi pedda lanja,,,,, at present he is no.1 joker and broker in politics;;;;; pedda kojja gadau;

Unknown said...

ba antey balakrishna,chi ante chiranjeeve

Unknown said...

ba antey balakrishna,chi ante chiranjeeve

chitti said...

chi